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NAME CONTEST #6
This contest is for the best bird name and the best bird name story associated with the name. All submissions will become the property of PLANNED PARROTHOOD ™ and may be included in our new "Book of 2,001 Unique Bird Names" (2nd edition).
Examples follow: Ali Macaw and Sean Conure
Someone named her bird Raebok, because she went shopping for sneakers, but wound up with a bird instead!
This contest is open now and ends 12/31/99. Winners will be published here.
Best Bird Name/Story 1st Prize is: T-Shirt that says: "I won the PLANNED PARROTHOOD™ Best Bird Name Contest 12/99."
LIMERICK CONTEST #6
This contest is for the best bird limerick.
"An Amazon who was named Nerd,
loved to say many off-color words.
A crowd could provoke
him to tell a crude joke
Where Nerd'd say every bad word ever heard."
"A cockatoo named Renegade
Undid every lock ever made.
His beak would unlatch
Padlock, clip, and gate latch
And Renegade chewed up furniture and played."
This contest is open now and closes 12/31/99. Best limerick 1st Prize is: PLANNED PARROTHOOD ™ T-Shirt that says: "I won the PLANNED PARROTHOOD™ Best Bird Limerick Contest 12/99."
BIRD BITE CONTEST #6
This contest is open now and closes 12/31/99. Describe the worst bite you've ever gotten from a bird. Winner of the nastiest bite will receive a funny T-Shirt that says: "I won the PLANNED PARROTHOOD™ worst bird bite contest, 12/99."(CLICK HERE)
SUBMIT your entries by e-mail below, OR snail mail to: PLANNED PARROTHOOD™, P.O. Box 235, Shokan, NY, 12481 OR this form:
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NEW NAME CONTEST ENTRIES
"FRANKLIN" - Well my quaker did not have a name for a year so keeping quaker in mind I thought quaker oats and now his name is Franklin and says "nothing is better for the than me"- submitted by Jeff Armstrong
"MORGONITTE (aka-Morgan)" - I had spent 12 hours laboriously hatching my first Moluccan baby. She was so tiny (18 grams) and cute. In anticipation of her being a beautiful pink bird I wanted to give her a name that not only symbolized her color but also the precious value she had for me! I searched and searched through the encyclopedeia (pre-internet days for me)under Precious Gems until I found the PERFECT name! MORGANITTE! Morganitte is a semi-precious pink colored Beryl, the stone from which emeralds are also derived. So, Morganitte became her "given" name and I called her Morgan for short! This also served my practice of naming birds as "unisex" name if possible, so as not to have any gender confusion later on-LOL.- submitted by Trish Brown
"APPLE" - Poor quaker didn't have a name for about 2 months. I finally decided one day that the first thing I could think of to name her that's what it was going to be. I opened the fridge to get a drink and there in front of me was an Apple! So that's her name! I thought it was a perfect name for a green quaker.- submitted by Allie Caet
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NEW BIRD BITE CONTEST ENTRIES
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